The Tale of ACCADACCA (2010) – Written by JudoJack Jul 21, 2011 5:44:35 GMT -5
Post by CAMRHON on Jul 21, 2011 5:44:35 GMT -5
The Tale of ACCADACCA (2010) – Written by JudoJack
( adapted from Marty Robbins – El Paso )
In Fort A La Corne, a small town of Saskatchewan,
I fell in love with a Small Mining Pearl.
Night time would find me in Paltalk's Cantina,
Music would play and the Rumors would Swirl.
Black was the soul of the SEC and the Broker's,
Wicked and Evil… the DTCC.
My love was strong for this “Gemm” of a Comp'ny,
They said... "Diamonds blind me and I could not see".
*One night a Wild... Young Golfer came in,
Wild as the West Florida Winnnnnnnnd
ACCA was daring, the Tale he was sharing,
About CMKX, The Stock That I Loved.
Sooo, I listened in earnest... to this man with his riddles,
Down went my hands on the laptop keyboard.
My challenge was answered, in less than a heartbeat,
But, the young ACCADACCA... was now yelling FORE’!
ACCA was Slicing and Hooking and Shanking,
Out of bounds... all of his golf balls did go.
He was so angry at the way I was playing,
I sensed he was boiling and ready to blow.
Just for a moment I stood there in silence,
Shocked by the foul evil deed I had done.
Many thoughts ran through my mind as I typed there,
I had but one chance.. and that was to RUN!!!!!
*Out through the back door of Paltalk I Ran,
Out to where no one could finnnd… Meeeeeeeeee.
I’d been hittin good ones, I looked just like Tiger,
I was now shooting... all Pars and Birdies.
Oh, Returning to Paltalk, my life would be worthless,
I'm sure that the posters feel nothing but hate.
It's been so long… since I've seen ACCADACCA,
That everyone's upgraded… to Version Eight (8).
*I saddled my laptop and away I did ride,
Typin' alone in the darrrrrrrrrrrk.
Maybe tomorrow young ACCA may find me,
Nothing is worse… when you're way over Par.
Invisible now, I can see all my classmates,
They've all assembled in Paltalk below.
My will is strong and I long to be with them,
The laptop is on and to Paltalk… I Go.
Off to my right... I see Mona and Jacbert,
Off to my left... Desperado and Mick.
Typing so fast now, that they'll never catch me,
I know that I'll make it... because I’m so Quick!
*Something is dreadfully wrong for, I feel,
A deep burning pain in my fing...errrrs and thumbbsss!
Although I am trying... to stay on the Keyboard,
My weary old body… tells me that I'm done.
Love my for Classmates is strong but I've fallen,
Though, I am weary, I can't stop to rest.
I see a white ball, I fear it's a Titleist,
I feel the golf ball go deep in my Chest.
From out of nowhere, now ACCA has found me,
This Golfer tells me that we're now on the Rise.
Good News by Friday you know that I'll die for,
Just One little CIM Merge... and I'll say Goodbye!
Written by JudoJack ;0)